Eva Longoria Loves Chocolate, Vibrators

Word has it that Desperate Housewives producers were able to coax Eva Longoria to do a nude scene only after they gave her some fancy chocolates. The same short article also manages to squeeze in the tidbit that Eva buys all of her friends vibrators.

So the lesson to be learned here is if you want Eva Longoria to take her clothes off for you, you should give her some chocolate. If you can somehow get your hands on a chocolate vibrator, I'd imagine she'd do even more than take off her clothes, if you know what I mean. Like, she'd probably take off her clothes and then pull off her epidermis. And that would be hottt with three t's.

Also, it'd probably be a good idea to just show up unannounced at her house to deliver the chcocolate vibrator. Famous ladies love that.