Courtney Cox is Pregnant

According to her husband David Arquette, Courtney Cox is worried about something going wrong with her latest pregnancy. I'm not a pregnancyologist or anything, but I would say a good step toward having a healthy baby is to not let David Arquette knock you up. You could probably have sex with a dead, retarded mongoose and your baby would turn out better.

Not that I know where one would go about purchasing a dead, retarded mongoose. I mean, I might know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady who could point you in the right direction, but it's not like I have half-a-dozen such mongooses in the trunk of my car right now, priced to move.

Call me, Courtney.