Bush Reveals Help from Bin Laden in 2004 Election

In a recent interview for a new book, President Bush admitted that the timely release of a tape by Osama bin Laden helped him defeat John Kerry in 2004 election. The news has Washington all abuzz as prospective 2008 GOP Presidential candidates scramble to sign bin Laden and other Al Qaeda operatives to their campaign teams.

On the other side of the aisle, the Democrats proved themselves yet again to be behind the curve, with Senator Hilary Clinton (D-NY) reportedly seeking advice from 80s boogeyman Muammar Qaddafi and General Wesley Clark attempting to meet with Pol Pot, despite the fact that the Cambodian despot has been dead for eight years.