Now You Too Can Smell Like the Next Karate Kid

So Chad Lowe will have something to scent his tear-soaked pillow with, Hilary Swank is going to be releasing her own perfume. The fragrance will be sold by a company called Guerlain, and it just so happens that with a few well-placed HJs, I was able to get an advanced bottle of the stuff.

I'm pleased to report that the perfume smells at first exactly like Matt Damon. However, upon further sniffs, there is the distinct aroma of big boobs.



[ed. note: I can't decide if I wouldn't hump her because she looks like him, or I would hump him because he looks like her. Developing...]