Indian Filmmaker Conspires to Put Snarky Bloggers Out of Work

Rumors swirled recently that director T. Rajeevnath was considering Paris Hilton for the lead in his Mother Teresa biopic. Stories were linked, laughs were had, and then we all moved on. But now it appears the film is actually going forward with Hilton playing the beloved Calcutta holywoman.

What the hell am I supposed to do with that? Any joke I try to make would pale in comparison to the absurd reality. Watch...

Script doctors are being brought in to add a scene where Mother Teresa saves a starving village by feeding them from her overabundance of crab-lice.

See? Simply saying, "Paris Hilton is playing Mother Teresa," trumps everything. Trying to come up with jokes to make it funnier is like trying to make naked Loni Anderson sexier with some fancy lingerie. It's futile!

Damn you, T. Rajaeevnath! Damn you straight to hell!