Posh Spice is Common People

Just in case you were worried that money and international stardom had ruined your favorite British popstar, Victoria "Posh" Beckham has dropped the bomb that "her life is completely unglamorous despite her wealth and fame."

I guess that makes sense. I mean, Tyra Banks is completely un-big-boobed despite her large bras and the big masses that connect her nipples to her chest. And Pat Morita is completely undead despite his underground location and worm-eaten body. And I'm completely un-secretly-gay despite my feminine demeanor and propensity for late-night trips to highway rest-stops.

I've said too much.